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Saddam's eight body doubles were gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the Deputy Prime Minister walks in and says, "I have good news, and bad news."

"The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs."

One of the doubles spoke up and said, "What's the bad news"?

Tariq Aziz says "He lost an arm."