23. Juni 2010

Wo man singt, lass dich ruhig nieder: Atheisten haben keine Lieder



Was Steve Martin mit den Steep Canyon Rangers da singt, ist nicht so ganz klar zu verstehen, aber eindeutig "plain fun". (Via Happy Catholic)

Hier hat mal jemand den Text versucht herauszuhören:

Christians have their hymns and pages
Hava nagila for the jews
Baptists have the rock of ages
Atheists just sing the blues

Romantics play Claire de Lune
Born again sing: He is risen
But no one ever wrote a tune
For Godless existentialism

For Atheists
there's no good news
they'll never sing
a song of faith

In their songs
they have a rule
The He is always lower case
The He is always lower case

Some folks sing a Bach Cantata
Lutherans get Christmas trees
Atheists songs add up to Nada
But they do have Sundays free

The gospels sing they sing to heaven
Coptics have the puka scrolls
Numerologists count, count to seven
Atheists have Rock and Roll

For Atheists
There's no good news
They'll never sing
A song of faith

In their songs
They have a rule
The He is always lower case
The He is always lower case

Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
Don't have no SONGS!

Christians have their hymns and pages
Hava nagilaa for the jews
Baptists have the rock of ages
Atheists just sing the blues

Catholics
dress up for mass
and listen to
Gregorian chants

Atheists
just take a pass
Watch football in
their underpants

Watch football in their underpants!

Kommentare:

Dorothea hat gesagt…

Absolute Spitzenklasse!

curioustraveller hat gesagt…

Wie geil! Mache ich mir gerne auch als Protestant zu eigen!