Post nach Transjordanien

Nachrichten von Toten erreichen jeden, der hören will, regelmäßig und zuverlässig. Medien gibt es inzwischen in jedem deutschen Landkreis. Aber wie kriege ich meine eigene Message über den Styx?

Wie wäre es damit?

"For a donation of $5.00 per word (5 word minimum), we can have telegrams delivered to people who have passed away. This is done with the help of terminally ill volunteers who memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have passed away. We call this an 'afterlife telegram'. The $5.00 per word fee, depending on the wishes of the messenger, it is either given to a relative, donated to a charity or used to pay for medical bills. The company does not keep any of the fees from the sale of the telegrams.

Since we can not guarantee delivery nor prove that a message has been delivered successfully, our customers do not pay for 'deliveries'. They pay for 'delivery attempts'. What we do guarantee is the following:

1) The messengers have memorized their telegrams before passing on.

2) The messengers have promised to do what can be done to deliver their telegrams to the addressees after passing."

Das virtuelle Postamt steht hier, bei Afterlife Telegrams.